Match Game This fall, The Millionaire Matchmaker moves from L.A. to New York. The
show’s star, Patti Stanger, newly single herself, says finding love, and
money, in the big city isn’t easy…but you knew that already.
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT THIS SEASON?
We’ve got the Manzo brothers from Real Housewives of New Jersey, who I’m
in love with; we’ve got Judith Regan, as the ultimate millionaires;
we’ve got Freddie Mitchell, a former wide receiver for the Philadelphia
Eagles; and we’ve got a millionaires who is a little chunky-monkey.
Bravo doesn’t have that on their shows usually, and I begged for it. I
thought L.A. was crazy, but it’s nothing compared to New York.
WHAT’S IT LIKE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE?
They pick the gold diggers. They go for the hottest girl, and the minute they lose their contract, they lose the girl.
WHAT ABOUT ALEX RODRIGUEZ- WILL HE EVER SETTLE DOWN?
I think A-Rod can be tamed like Tiger can be tamed. Not! They remind
me of each other. Their vibrations are the same. They go for the nice
girl, and behind doors they’re always doing the kinky-winky. Straight
sex is not good enough for them.
HOW WAS NEW YORK DIFFERENT FROM L.A.?
The attitude. L.A. is flaky and New York is snotty. “Oh, excuse me, did
you cure cancer yet, because I don’t think I can date you.” A lot of
those. And the girls were not as hot as I expected. There were a lot
of girls who thought they were great, and I’m like, honey, you’re 25
pounds overweight…nobody wants to ride your ride. And they’re very
like, “I only want to date a guy in the city.” Really wealthy men move
to the suburbs, and then they get you a pied- á-terre in the city.
WERE THE WOMEN LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN THOSE IN L.LA?
The women in L.A. are the prettiest women in the world. I’m not going to lie.
DO YOU THINK IT’S TRUE LOVE FOR CHELSEA AND MARC?
I do., I do. She’s married into a family of fraud, and [the Clintons]
still let him in the family. I think she’s madly in love. He got to
put his tallit on. Her and Ivanka- love! There needs to be more Jews
in the world; they make better husbands.
WOULD YOU LET MEL GIBSON IN THE CLUB?
Yes, if he converted to Judaism. I’d perform the circumcision; Tabbi
Shmuley would perform the bar mitzvah. I would [match him with] the
most Jewish girl, like Fran Drescher: She lives in Malibu, she’s got a
great body, and she probably gives a better BJ than Oksana. That Jewish
women don’t go down is an urban legend.
YOU’RE NEWLY SINGLE. WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD YOU SET YOURSELF WITH?
I like them really tall, like 6-foot-2, and I like a lot of muscles to
dive into. You don’t have to have money, but I like an entrepreneurial
spirit. I’d love a guy with lots of kids. I’m dying to be a stepmom.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO FIX UP?
Jennifer Aniston- I just want to scoop her up in my arms. How do you
top Brad? I’d like her to date someone outside Hollywood. She needs,
like, a businessman. Maybe André Balazs for her? He’s handsome, and
she’s sort of his type...
WHAT ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN? WHO WOULD YOU SET HIM UP WIHT?
Maybe me. He could lose a couple pounds, but he’s adorable. I’d go out with him. |
